Daily discussion thread: 🦖 Friday, May 10, 2024 - eviltoast
    • AJ Sadauskas@aus.social
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      6 months ago

      @Gibsonisafluffybutt @TinyBreak The other day, wifey and I caught a train and there was a lady who had a really blocked nose.

      As in, she was awake, but full-on sounded like she was snoring.

      Honk-pheeew honk-pheeew.

      Both my partner and I took turns at giving her a dirty look. I gave her a full-blown death stare.

      Honk-pheeew honk-pheeew.

      She just looked back with a look that said: “What are you looking at me for? What did I do?”

      Honk-pheeew honk-pheeew.

      I usually carry a pocket pack of Kleenex tissues in my bag, but unfortunately I didn’t have any on me.

      Otherwise, I would have given her the packet and said: “Please, just take these — I INSIST!”

      So gross!