Don't read the fine print. - eviltoast
  • wahming@monyet.cc
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    8 months ago

    * If the first phaser shot doesn't kill, we promise a second one within 2 hours, no extra charge!

    • neo@feddit.de
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      8 months ago

      **If you are on a budget, ask us about our Disruptor Plans™ and save a lot of money with only a bit of suffering.