How do I tell my neighbors that they need to stay off my property and not let their kids trespass. Joke answers only. - eviltoast

People and their kids like to come over unannounced, and without permission, to look at my ducks like it’s the fuckin zoo or some shit.

Need some humor for this situation to ease my frustration

  • Thorny_Insight@lemm.ee
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    7 months ago

    My grandmom used to hang dead birds in her garden to warn others from coming to eat her berries. Maybe this works with kids too, you just need to get a dead one from somewhere first.