How do I tell my neighbors that they need to stay off my property and not let their kids trespass. Joke answers only. - eviltoast

People and their kids like to come over unannounced, and without permission, to look at my ducks like it’s the fuckin zoo or some shit.

Need some humor for this situation to ease my frustration

  • LesserAbe@lemmy.world
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    7 months ago

    Build an exact replica of that area right next to the original. They’ll be confused, are they visiting the real ducks or a simulacrum of the ducks?