How do I tell my neighbors that they need to stay off my property and not let their kids trespass. Joke answers only. - eviltoast

People and their kids like to come over unannounced, and without permission, to look at my ducks like it’s the fuckin zoo or some shit.

Need some humor for this situation to ease my frustration

  • Worx@lemmynsfw.comEnglish
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    7 months ago

    That makes it sounds like it’s legally mandated for there to be a sexual predator there. When the house gets sold, do the new owners now have to go and molest someone??