UK has worst rate of child alcohol consumption in world, report finds - eviltoast
  • fakeman_pretendname@feddit.uk
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    7 months ago

    Okay, so you’re going to ban targeted marketing and online advertising, right?

    No?

    Ah, so the plan is to introduce comprehensive support and counselling for stress and mental health issues in young people, meaning they won’t have to turn to these things to cope with their depressing, stressful lives?

    No?

    Ah, got you - you’re going to improve the individual lives and prospects of all citizens, creating a utopian nation, so they can each look forward to a healthy prosperous future and genuinely have nothing to worry about?

    No?