Contaminated synchronized swimming - eviltoast

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    7 months ago

    The extra arm and hand many of them seem to have is to clear a hole in the trash so they can come up for breath. It’s an adaptation that really took off when the first mutant family to develop the trait won a swimming competition with it. Much better than the people who developed gills, since that just caused intense tissue burning and subsequent suffocation.