I was handed this lovely flyer while grocery shopping - eviltoast

I thought the woman handing me this was going to ask for help reaching something, but she was handing this out to everyone.

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    7 months ago

    As an addendum, the idea that a vaccine can produce side effects years down the line is a myth. A vaccine is a one-time payload - if any side effects are going to crop up, they will inevitably be in the few weeks following vaccination as your body processes it. After that, if nothing has gone awry, you’re good.

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      7 months ago

      My 5G mobile coverage improves about 7 days after my annual shot.

      I figure by 2027 I can ditch my home router.

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        7 months ago

        I often think back and wonder about the 5G = COVID people on Twitter and r/conspiracy. Where are they now? Do they even feel in the slightest bit silly? Were they even real? So very many questions.

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      7 months ago

      As an addendum addendum, I have some news for people worried about long-term effects of encountering only the spike proteins: you’re really going to hate the long-term effects from taking that virus raw.

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        7 months ago

        As an addendum addendum addendum, most of those people who talk about spike proteins don’t know what spike proteins are. Or even just proteins.

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          7 months ago

          As an addendum addendum addendum addendum, buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo.