I need some help. I'm patenting an Authentic Movie Going Experience Package to pitch to Netflix, so they can combat losing subscribers who are returning to the movie theater. What else should be in th - eviltoast

I need some help. I’m patenting an Authentic Movie Going Experience Package to pitch to Netflix, so they can combat losing subscribers who are returning to the movie theater. What else should be in the package?

  • Make people wait in line outside their own house before being allowed in.
  • Serve warm soda at $12 a cup.
  • Have the movie babysit some snot nosed kids while they treat your couch like a jungle gym.
  • dr_catman@beehaw.org
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    1 year ago

    No pausing and no muting, so if you have to go to the bathroom you’ll miss the movie but still hear the explosions.