What a badass - eviltoast
  • Xanis@lemmy.world
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    7 months ago

    I’ve borne witness to horrors. Endless rows of soulless shelves. Signs that spoke of treasure oft ignored. People dumb enough that it scared me knowing they operated a motor vehicle.

    As someone who has worked retail. If I tapped into the pure, black rage created in that time I would gladly fight a whole class of sixth grades. Especially the valued customers wwh~idiots that would leave frozen product on shelves and I would “Thank You, Sir”…

    O-oh god, it’s coming back! “Have a great day!” No, not like this.

    “Haha yeah, it didn’t ring up properly. Definitely free!”

    ahhh

    • the post of tom joad@sh.itjust.works
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      7 months ago

      Here’s a great line a buddy of mine came up with during my time in the trenches: “you guys have been just horrific.”

      Try saying it out loud lol.

      If you like it, you can still use it today!