This Doug Dimmadome-like samurai helmet I stumbled upon in a Japanese train station - eviltoast

まさか…!「ダグ・ディマドーム」!

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    7 months ago

    Yeah, she told me that you were so embarrassingly bad in bed that she had this built out of frustration. She’s quite satisfied.

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      7 months ago

      Makes sense, your mama so fat, everything than this thing is like salami in a hallway.

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        7 months ago

        How… how does a woman get wider downstairs with more bodyfat? Like… how?! This makes no sense! Does not compute! Does not compadfjhaölksdghasloujghaölsjdhvbasioudhcbvbwoiureghb

        Kernel panic - not syncing: Fatal machine check on CPU

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          7 months ago

          Your mama’s the main frame!
          Your mama so big, she can divide by zerochucknorrisjoke377sequmentation violation
          Kernel panic - not syncing: Fatal machine check on CPU