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minus-squarehappybadger [he/him]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up17arrow-down1·7 months agoI’m gonna get a PhD and be $100k in debt and change the thing so obscure that nobody else has bothered studying it yet so that in 50 years someone cites the paper in an essay.
minus-squarehenfredemars@infosec.publinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·7 months agoI wrote a paper to call someone out on their incorrect work from their early career while they are now in their retirement. I hope they didn’t see my paper or that they just didn’t care. Sorry mate.
minus-squarehappybadger [he/him]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10·7 months agoI’m going to pad my H-index score by refuting all of the 19th century science saying that plants grow because ghosts stretch them overnight.
minus-squarehappybadger [he/him]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·7 months agoI hurt me when I didn’t study anthropology instead. At least then I’d be poor and could comprehend what I’m reading without googling half the words.
I’m gonna get a PhD and be $100k in debt and change the thing so obscure that nobody else has bothered studying it yet so that in 50 years someone cites the paper in an essay.
I wrote a paper to call someone out on their incorrect work from their early career while they are now in their retirement.
I hope they didn’t see my paper or that they just didn’t care. Sorry mate.
I’m going to pad my H-index score by refuting all of the 19th century science saying that plants grow because ghosts stretch them overnight.
you hurt me, you know
I hurt me when I didn’t study anthropology instead. At least then I’d be poor and could comprehend what I’m reading without googling half the words.