[NSFW] Kinky fucks of Lemmy, what was that one thing someone tried to do with you that you noped the fuck out of? - eviltoast
  • Chickenstalker@lemmy.world
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    1 year ago

    You: Sorry, Sir. As per our contract dated 14th August, 2023, paragraph 3, section 2 (b) and I quote “…no Penising, not even the tip, shall be allowed after 19.99 minutes of vigorous sex acts”. The time is now 19.995 minutes. I must advise you of the penalty clauses as listed in the Appendices I, II and IV should you persist in breaking our prior agreement. Good day, Sir!