To whom it will concern
“I hope this email finds you before I do”
Oh that’s good. I’m gonna have to use that one.
Stupid. They will dig it out in court. Only personal and in private.
“I’m going to teach you that having kneecaps is a privilege, not a human right”.
Tom Nook? Is that you?
Half of these are just OOP’s kinks showing
- I will edge you then ruin your orgasm
Like seriously OP just go watch some toe sucking watersports porn on Bing.
I will moisten your socks
Take it easy there, Satan.
You’re a mean bastard. Hehe
I will grant you immortality then lock you in a box
“I Have No Mouth, and I Must Scream” dials this to 11. Even a summary is extremely unsettling.
I will grant you immortality then lock you in a box
and drop it in the Mariana Trench.
The Old Guard 2 is coming out this year, by the way.
wasn’t familiar with either movie or the series, looks interesting. might seek out the graphic novels first.
Baccano spoilers! (Well, ocean, not the trench).
I’ll clog your toilet
I’m going to show your toilet #3.
I will upper decker your favorite toilet
Enjoy your next 24 hours
General well wishes with zero actual threat that come off as extremely threatening
“I will stare into your eyes even after you blink”.
I used to RP a character in Ultima Online that would threaten people with “I’m going to remove your larynx through your sphincter.”
Okay, I’ll not comment on your comments anymore, I just realized that’s extremely silly
I always thought the idea of biting someone else’s tooth out was unsettling.
Where have you heard that?! That’s new and disturbing imagery to me.
Just my head
“I want to collect your shadow”
It’s from the band Craft’s song I Want To Commit Murder. Pretty great black metal.
Sounds more creepy romantic than threatening, like something a stalker would say.
There’s a repeated line in “Once Upon A Time” that is supposed to be romantic, but taken from another point of view is very unsettling.
“I will find you. I will always find you”
I’ll hit you until I pass out
I will salt your papercuts.
I will grate your cheese.
I shall end your bloodline, with a spoon.
I will grate your cheese.
I mean I’m making quesadillas so that’d be great… er, very nice of you.
the spoon thing tho that’s pretty good
“… Why a spoon, cousin?”
