Someone is going around my neighbourhood and sticking anti semitic messages to street lights. - eviltoast

Weird when you consider how little Jews we have in Ireland. Like, we only have one tiny Synagogue in Dublin. How exactly are they destroying this country?

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    1 year ago

    Yeah, you know those little hats they wear? I heard if they sing Hava Nagila, spin around once, and touch the hat, they can teleport!

    Fun additional fact: Harry Belafonte didn’t die, he was just singing Hava Nagila again but this time he was wearing a yarmulke because he was visiting a synagogue. The rabbi recognized him and mentioned that he enjoyed the cover, so Harry began to perform it and at the end of the song, the yarmulke got bumped and poof: Harry Belafonte now resides on one of those Jewish space lasers the lizard people in congress keep talking about.

    Anyways, he’s a huge hit up there in outer space; I heard he’s working on a pretty badass cover of Mazel Tov now, can’t wait for it to drop! I’m a little sad he’s not on Earth after that teleporter accident but it really worked out for the best if you ask me: We’re going to get some wonderful music out of it!