What is a discreet way of waking myself? - eviltoast

I need to get up without waking the wife and kids, I got a smartwatch to vibrate and it woke her. The alarm is always going to wake the house.

Is there anything else?

  • callouscomic@lemm.ee
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    8 months ago

    You could grab a brush and put a little make-up. Perhaps hide the scars to fade away the shake-up. But then why’d you leave the keys upon the table? Ah, here you go create another fable.

    Why do you want a discreet way to wake up? You wanted to.

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      8 months ago

      I don’t think you trust in my self-righteous suicide, I cry when angels deserve to die

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        8 months ago

        Something clicked in my mind when I read the phrase self-righteous suicide and SOAD just popped into my head

    • xia@lemmy.sdf.org
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      8 months ago

      Probably to be polite, and give his family more valuable sleep time while he does responsible things.