"intermittent fasting" rule - eviltoast

true.

alt text: “Off work late? Hungry, but don’t want to cook? try taking a few hits of weed and then doing nothing. we can try eating again tomorrow. maybe.”

  • Kiwi@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    9 months ago

    Last time I smoked while I was hungry I chased my cat around the house by walking with my hands out towards the cat like a toddler, until he got tired and flopped over

    I then picked him up and proceeded to cook and eat with one hand while still holding the cat

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      9 months ago

      One of my cats always beats up the other so sometimes I pick up the victim kitty and chase the asshole cat with her.

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      9 months ago

      Oh my God I love when you’re playing with them and they get tired and flop over on their side like that!! My cat does it, too! That’s my fucking favorite!!

      Also, I like you. You sound fun. I do those exact same things sober, lol. Although a lot of the time when I try to hold her while doing something, she ends up crawling onto my shoulder/neck/back and I have to cook and eat hunched over all weird because of it, often with her happy tail whacking me in the face…but she’s just so damn happy up there and it’s beautiful! How can I deny her that? At least then I have two hands to work with, lol.

      • Kiwi@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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        9 months ago

        Thanks, I like you too. Yeah it’s super adorable when they just decide that they’re done and just flop over

        My cat kind of sits up when I grab him. I have to cradle my arm and grab his butt so that he can straighten his front legs on my elbow and he refuses to be held any other way. And the face he makes, it looks as if he was staring off into the sunset from a mountain cliff

        In the end it’s either one arm or no cat