Indeed it is true, I have bought a new phone.
You must wonder “what kind of phone would Oppo get.”
Well the answer will shock you, for I did not buy an Oppo phone.
I know you must be surprised maybe even a little dissapointed.
But don’t worry for I bough a Fairphone 5
This is the greatest betrayal ever made, it is only rivaled by the corn man secret report.