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    • ComradeSharkfucker@lemmy.ml
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      8 months ago

      One of my homies said nice cock so I think it went well, he also tried to help with damage control for the girls but unfortunately they both opened before they saw our calls and texts

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          8 months ago

          I can still read your comment coward. Idk how but I can. Idk why you deleted it though

          If you’re curious both of those women are part of that 3/5 I still speak with regularly. I’ve known both of them since I was like 2 so it was NBD especially because it was obviously an accident. I do live with the constant knowledge that they’ve seen my dick though and it haunts me

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            8 months ago

            I deleted it because it was a silly joke that didn’t quite land in hindsight.

            But, dude, chill the fuck out, wow.

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              8 months ago

              Oh I’m sorry if that came off aggressive I didn’t mean it that way. I use coward as a joking jibe I didn’t mean anything by it. I was hoping that the second part of the comment made that clear, apologies if it did not.

              I thought your comment was funny if it’s any consolation

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                8 months ago

                Heh, no worries, text doesn’t exactly convey nuance very well. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I have misdirected dickpicks to send…