The latest billionaire trend? Doomsday bunkers with a flammable moat - eviltoast
Is all this bunker-building a sign that the 1% know something we don’t and are preparing for end times?
  • Catyote@lemmygrad.ml
    22·
    9 months ago

    What is the bunker good for? Are they just going to live their little lives eating preserved food or will they have an army that controls the surrounding lands like a feudal lord? What’s the long term plan here?

    • ☆ Yσɠƚԋσʂ ☆@lemmygrad.mlOP
      271·
      9 months ago

      One thing we’ve learned during covid lockdowns is that most people aren’t really able to live locked up in a bunker for too long. I imagine this is especially true for narcissistic people who are used to having their every whim catered to. So yeah, don’t see what they’re thinking there either to be honest.

    • Shrike502@lemmygrad.ml
      11·
      9 months ago

      will they have an army that controls the surrounding lands like a feudal lord

      I would guess this. Of course, such delusions don’t account for the material reality.

  • relay@lemmygrad.mlEnglish
    20·
    9 months ago

    Since times of old dragons hid away from the world. Legendary heroes come into the cave to liberate the treasure from the cave after they slay the dragon.

      • relay@lemmygrad.mlEnglish
        7·
        9 months ago

        Be careful, it sounds like you are doxxing yourself as a real dragon. It might be fun to have you involved in the revolution as an executioner. It would be lovely to have a court convict the various bourgeoisie and sentence them to be devoured by our revolutionary dragons.

  • Addfwyn@lemmygrad.ml
    16·
    9 months ago

    Just to be safe, they should seal themselves in the bunkers right now. You never know!

    Also we need to disconnect their internet afterwards. That way they will be totally safe.

  • Tankiedesantski [he/him]@hexbear.netEnglish
    15·
    9 months ago

    Wonder how hard it would be to crowdsource the locations and even construction plans for billionaire bunkers world wide?

    A lot of people would know where they are - the construction workers, designers, local government workers, contractors, etc.

  • bleepingblorp@lemmygrad.ml
    13·
    9 months ago

    Let them go into their concrete tombs, idgaf. They’ll die in their million dollar grave pretty fast when a random rodent chews through a particularly vulnerable wire. Or dust from there own asshole clogs their HVAC filters and they don’t know how to change it. If they even have extras.

    Meanwhile we can freely take their assets above ground.