Funniest sentence wins - eviltoast
  • arymandias@feddit.de
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    8 months ago

    “Why did the earth suddenly teleport ten times closer to the moon.” Then probably something like: “how can an object have sufficient kinetic energy to perfectly perforate the earth but still keep it mostly in tact” also “why is the asteroid burning if it is outside of the atmosphere”. Unless Hans Zimmer was playing in the background, then I would probably say “Dear god!”.

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      8 months ago

      I would have assumed the asteroid is large enough to have some sort of gravity and take a portion of the earth’s atmosphere with it after it exits?