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Philo@lemmy.zip to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 years ago

“What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? ‘Supplies!’”

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“What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? ‘Supplies!’”

Philo@lemmy.zip to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 years ago
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    Your browser does not support playing HTML5 video. You can download a copy of the video file instead.

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      This image isn’t loading for me, but I’m confident enough on what it must be to upvote it

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      Spot-on. I knew what this was before I clicked it.

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    Supplies

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      The only correct answer. Unless the black one above is also this answer.

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    Supplies motherfucker!

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    Weird Al called, he wants his bad joke back.

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      To be fair, this is Dad Jokes… 😁

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      Nobody is stoping you from posting are they?

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    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=me_wXXB68B4

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