Gorillas are actually very gentle unless provoked by overpriced footwear or long lines for cheap beverages - eviltoast
  • rwhitisissle@lemmy.world
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    10 months ago

    A snake can’t sprint at you at 25 miles an hour and then rip you in half like a phone book as soon as it sees you. Nor would it. A panicked gorilla placed in a strange location like a mall will potentially kill anything in sight.