English may be a hot mess but at least we don't have to worry about this nonsense - eviltoast
  • volvoxvsmarla @lemm.ee
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    9 months ago

    I remember standing in line for crepes in Le Havre, I just had my first year of French in school and I was practicing how to order in my head, nervously repeating “un crepe avec sucre”, and killed myself over not remembering the gender of crepe. So it’s finally my turn in line and I order nervously (I am 13 years old) and they reply with “pancake with sugar, no problem” and I’m just like 😭

    Somehow people not even giving you a chance to practice your language skills is awful

    • AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world
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      9 months ago

      “Jay parlay France-says tray bee-en! Jaytude France-says pour treys anss in laycole!”

      I was in Quebec, and the locals kept trying to talk to me in French. I can technically understand French, but not at those speeds. I only had to say that phrase once to anyone, and they immediately switched to English and begged me to not speak French again. If you sound like Peggy Hill attempting to speak French, then you’ve nailed this phrase.

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      9 months ago

      Seriously. It’s pretty discouraging and off-putting. Although, when I was in the Aquitaine I don’t think I got any of that.

      … Maybe it’s because they remember being under English management and don’t want to give anyone an excuse?

      I do find the French have very little ability to understand their language if it’s getting mangled.

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        9 months ago

        I think it’s just taking the easy, accommodating and safe route mostly.

        A friend of mine taught himself German for years (he lives in Canada) and then, eager to put his knowledge into practice, went to Germany for three weeks. Whenever he attempted to speak German, people would reply in English - out of niceness.

        He was so depressed and discouraged, he went home, vowed to never speak German again, taught himself Russian, went to Russia for a semester, people there were happy to speak Russian with him. He even met his future wife there, so it’s a happy end I guess.

        I don’t remember if I ever heard him speak German (after all, he vowed and was still very hurt), but if his German was just half as good as his Russian, he should have had no problem with being understood.

        James, in case you read this, St. Petersburg was freaking awesome and you freaking rock.