Hi so i am trying some shit for fun like summoning any kind of entities.Read tge about and if you can do answer my question ? - eviltoast

I have aldready tried candyman and bloody mary (i said their names three time in front of a mirror correct me if i’m wrong) anything else i can try ?

EDIT : Why am i getting down voted this is litterally the no stupid questions sub.

EDIT I am not trolling let me rephrase the question : is there any other urban legends you know of and how do the stories and steps go ?

    • Cyv_@kbin.social
      4·
      9 months ago

      Any procedure to summon cthulhu is made up, so make one up. Or if it makes you feel better I’ll make one up:

      Cook long pasta to aldente, then spread it all over the floor, then roll around it in while praising the noodly limbs of cthon, and asking the eldritch god to wrap you up and take you to the realm between dimensions. And I dunno, pat your head and rub your tummy at the same time to confuse yourself. Confusion and the unknown are the key when it comes to eldritch beings. Add spooky LED lights that shift from green to purple.

      • TexasDrunk@lemmy.world
        2·
        9 months ago

        Any procedure to summon cthulhu is made up, so make one up. Or if it makes you feel better I’ll make one up:

        So is any procedure to summon anything above Chris Hansen on that list.

    • Lath@kbin.social
      2·
      9 months ago

      Beetlejuice is simple. 3 times the name.

      Cthulhu is a bit complicated. You need deep sea aquatic components, maybe fuck a fish, live in an isolated fishing community, stuff like that.

      Each demon/devil has its own ritual, so you’ll have to look them up by name.

      For the gods, you need to commit some sacrilege if you want a quick and dirty response.

      For the fairy godmother you need to be poor, orphan, have evil step family that doesn’t get stuck in washing machines and only own rags.

      For the Oz trip, you need to wear a pair of ruby shoes, get high, spin around three times and click your heels while fervently chanting “There’s no place like home.” Obviously it only works when you’re not home.

      For the monster under your bed, the main thing is thst you need to sleep on your bed with a limb or body part of choice sticking out or touching ground. After that, it depends on your monster mostly. Each one has its own preferences. Some like it when you’re clean, others only want dirty or stinky body parts. Some drag you under the bed and eat you whole, others just kill you because you annoy them. It’s all very individualistic.

      For the rest there are many guides online, I’m not going to bother explaining them.