Fact: becoming a programmer significantly increases your risk of being blinded and eaten by a Dilophosaurus - eviltoast
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    9 months ago

    Look, just because you know how to code doesn’t mean you have to steal dinosaur DNA for the CIA. That part is totally optional.

    You could choose to instead hack an oil company to implant a worm that siphons off all the extra money rounded off by bank transactions and disguise it with a virus that makes oil tankers capsize.