I use the Bigscreen VR app, with my VR goggles. It’s just me in an empty theater, every time. Fucking bliss.
The app absolutely lets you join rooms with other people…but I have never seen any reason to do so.
Also, you’ve never lived until you’ve beaten your salami to vintage porn gifs, projected onto a 40-foot-tall virtual screen. All of this is why the theaters ain’t ever getting me back. I’m even providing the sitting-in-dried-jizz experience that the cinemas are known for. And I have the added benefit of knowing it’s my OWN jizz.
Oh, and don’t forget Simpsons and Futurama reruns on a virtual theater screen. And YouTube. It gives a grandiose quality to everything.
I knew an even angrier older man who gave up theatres around 2000 because of one Coke advert.
We should just get a projector and do free pirate outdoor movie nights.
I use the Bigscreen VR app, with my VR goggles. It’s just me in an empty theater, every time. Fucking bliss.
The app absolutely lets you join rooms with other people…but I have never seen any reason to do so.
Also, you’ve never lived until you’ve beaten your salami to vintage porn gifs, projected onto a 40-foot-tall virtual screen. All of this is why the theaters ain’t ever getting me back. I’m even providing the sitting-in-dried-jizz experience that the cinemas are known for. And I have the added benefit of knowing it’s my OWN jizz.
Oh, and don’t forget Simpsons and Futurama reruns on a virtual theater screen. And YouTube. It gives a grandiose quality to everything.
You took it to a gross place, but I admire your certitude.
Word.