Everyone makes incest jokes about Adam and Eve and their children but they never mention that there was another woman named Lilith (Adam's first wife) who would have added variance to the gene pool. - eviltoast
  • Death_Equity@lemmy.world
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    9 months ago

    Adam passed up a creampie loving dick riding demon. They were sterile and she didn’t have monthlies. Lilith wouldn’t have had him eat the apple, she would have had him on pineapple and water until the sky fell as fire and it rained as ashes.

    Lilith fucks back, Eve wanted to do it through a sheet. Adam was a damned fool.