I like to creep around my home and act like a goblin.
I don’t know why but I just enjoy doing this. Maybe it’s my way of dealing with stress or something but I just do it about once every week. Generally I’ll carry around a sack and creep around in a sort of crouch-walking position making goblin noises, then I’ll walk around my house and pick up various different “trinkets” and put them in my bag while saying stuff like “I’ll be having that” and laughing maniacally in my goblin voice (“trinkets” can include anything from shit I find on the ground to cutlery or other utensils). The other day I was talking with my neighbours and they mentioned hearing weird noises like what I wrote about and I was just internally screaming the entire conversation. I’m 99% sure they don’t know it’s me but god that 1% chance is seriously weighing on my mind.
Riveting… now do a shitpost
You’re doing fine OP
Going to unr*tard for a sec: Think of the most useless meme you can, the joke is so stupid it’s painfully obvious. The format is old, maybe it’s all pixelated and compressed. That’s a shitpost. It makes no sense, maybe the joke isn’t even obvious because the picture is so absurd. Maybe the joke is overplayed and this is the millionth repost
Nailed it.
yet you’re shitposting just fine… curious.
It’s a farmer thing. It’s about fertilizer. Or it used to be, but then farmers started making jokes while talking about fertilizer, and then they made jokes without the fertilizer… and then it kept going until their city friends started just making jokes, and it leads to where we are today.
Came to the comments for answers. Still don’t know.
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