TheGalacticVoid@lemm.ee to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 年前Texas Dairy Queen workers were selling meth with soft serves, police saywww.usatoday.comexternal-linkmessage-square70fedilinkarrow-up1428arrow-down18
arrow-up1420arrow-down1external-linkTexas Dairy Queen workers were selling meth with soft serves, police saywww.usatoday.comTheGalacticVoid@lemm.ee to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 年前message-square70fedilink
minus-squareImplyingImplications@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up13·1 年前My town had a local shawarma place get busted for cocaine smuggling. I always laughed at the thought of some new guy getting nervous. “Anything to drink, sir?” “Do you guys have any coke?” “ABSOLUTELY NOT! WHO TOLD YOU THAT?? GET OUT OF HERE!”
minus-squareKingJalopy @lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·1 年前Ew, gross. I don’t want flat tasting coke. But if that’s all you have let me cop a teener.
My town had a local shawarma place get busted for cocaine smuggling. I always laughed at the thought of some new guy getting nervous.
“Anything to drink, sir?”
“Do you guys have any coke?”
“ABSOLUTELY NOT! WHO TOLD YOU THAT?? GET OUT OF HERE!”
is pepsiphetamine ok instead?
Ew, gross. I don’t want flat tasting coke. But if that’s all you have let me cop a teener.