7 day cleanse or pregnancy cravings - eviltoast
  • norbert@kbin.social
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    10 months ago

    I’m imagining a grown man indignantly yelling about his Warner Houses Velvet Peacock actually being Royal Garter but secretly having the time of his life standing on the counter. So happy he can see soooo far, almost to the other side of the store! “It’s like I’m a giant, rarrrr!” he thinks.