Pizza should be more than enough - eviltoast
  • Itsamemario@lemmy.world
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    10 months ago

    More like: “by opening this box you have contractually agreed to vote against the formation of any union and to report all union forming activities to your goblin overlords. Furthermore, by being ‘present’ or ‘employed’ by this corporation when this box was opened, it anytime in the future, you also contractually agree to the rules outlined above. Should a legal dispute arise concerning this contract you are bound to mediation to determine that you are wrong and the corporate legal fees will be deducted automatically from your paycheck, no matter where you are employed.”

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      10 months ago

      I would love a meditation clause as meditation is about self determination and mediators don’t make any decisions or rulings. You’re thinking of arbitration. Source, am trained mediator.

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        10 months ago

        Gotcha, my mistake, definitely not well versed in that. Thanks for the correction, better that people are educated.