NFL Title Rankings Conference Round, 2023 Season - eviltoast

This is an objective, unbiased ranking in the same vein as the NFL Title Belt. As such, the number 1 ranked team will always be the same as the current NFL Title Belt holder.

This is Conference Week of the NFL Title Rankings of the 2023 season. See here for last week’s rankings.

The Chiefs beat the Ravens to keep the NFL Title Belt and first ranking. The 49ers will now have a chance at taking the Title Belt and first. Because the Belt made the playoffs, first and the NFL Title Belt will now go to the Super Bowl champion.

With the Commanders losing to the Cowboys in the last game of the season, the Commanders will remain last place until their first win next year.

The lowest ranked team still in the playoffs is the 49ers at 9. That means that 10-32 are locked in until next season. But everyone else could shift.

Let me know if you’d like to see more of this, if you’re curious about how I came up with these rankings, or if you noticed any mistakes.

Ranking 2023 Divisional Round Δ Notes
1 Chiefs The Chiefs beat the Ravens to keep the NFL Title Belt and first.
2 Bills  
3 Steelers  
4 Bengals  
5 Ravens  
6 Texans  
7 Browns  
8 Saints  
9 49ers +7 The 49ers jumped 7 spots by beating the Lions.
10 Lions -1  
11 Bucs -1  
12 Titans -1  
13 Jaguars -1  
14 Dolphins -1  
15 Jets -1  
16 Rams -1  
17 Packers  
18 Bears  
19 Seahawks  
20 Cardinals  
21 Colts  
22 Raiders  
23 Patriots  
24 Falcons  
25 Cowboys  
26 Broncos  
27 Giants  
28 Eagles  
29 Chargers  
30 Vikings  
31 Panthers  
32 Commanders The Commanders will remain last for the offseason.

This ranking assumes that there are never any fluke games and all teams are appropriately ranked. If you beat a team that is higher ranked than you, you move ahead of them and they move down one spot. However, other teams can jump in front of teams that are higher ranked than you, moving you further down the rankings.

  • Omega@lemmy.worldOP
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    10 months ago

    Bonus rankings! This one is more straightforward. Teams get points for wins. They get more points for beating good teams and fewer points for beating bad teams. (+32 for beating the best team, +1 for beating the worst). Teams lose points for losses. They lose more points for losing to bad teams and fewer points for losing to good teams. (-32 for losing to the worst team, -1 for losing to the best) The points total has been reset with the first game of the season.

    TEAM Ranking Points
    Ravens 1 281
    49ers 2 216
    Browns 3 177
    Bengals 4 144
    Steelers 5 142
    Rams 6 110
    Texans 7 107
    Lions 8 91
    Jaguars 9 88
    Chiefs 10 87
    Seahawks 11 85
    Colts 12 61
    Cowboys 13 41
    Bills 14 35
    Eagles 15 30
    Bucs 16 -5
    Dolphins 17 -11
    Titans 18 -20
    Packers 19 -23
    Saints 20 -40
    Cardinals 21 -62
    Broncos 22 -71
    Raiders 23 -71
    Vikings 24 -80
    Jets 25 -101
    Giants 26 -105
    Falcons 27 -105
    Bears 28 -106
    Chargers 29 -148
    Commanders 30 -178
    Patriots 31 -187
    Panthers 32 -224