Over 2,000 shell companies have directors aged 123 years or older, Moody's found. The oldest known human lived to 122 - eviltoast
  • Deceptichum@kbin.social
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    8 months ago

    One listed director — at 942 years old — would have been born in the 11th century.

    You do not want to fuck with that elder vampire.

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      8 months ago

      Just take him out for an all night party to get him drunk, and then accidentally open the door as the sun is rising.