Sorry y’all, I just need to vent a little. I was unhappy with my previous barber and was trying out a new one. It was close by, had good reviews, and the same prices for men and women. Great. But man, my previous barber might not be the most skilled but at least she was quick and knew how to shut the fuck up. This guy took an hour(!) to do my really simple super short cut and talked the entire time. He fixed what I wanted to have fixed fine, but he doesn’t believe in clippers(?) so it’s way longer than I wanted, and I’m just exhausted. Honestly, my entire day has been ruined by the sheer amount of energy that has been sucked out of my soul from having a stranger talk to me for an hour straight for something that could’ve been done in silence in 20 minutes.
Aside from thinking I look better with it long in a bun, I don’t like the feel of short hair, or the maintenance. My hair is curly, and it’s pretty difficult to manage short. I only have to wash my hair a couple times a week, and I haven’t cut it in years, except to trim the ends myself every few months. I run my fingers through it in the morning and then it usually goes into a bun. I don’t use shampoo either. If I get really dirty I use oatmeal bar soap, otherwise it’s just water or water and conditioner. If you stop using shampoo all the time your scalp stops producing so much oil.
And if I want to spend the time to brush it and wear it down with a little bit of product in it, I get fabulous curls that never fail to get compliments. Then again, i’m a man, so compliment tier long hair is probably a lower bar than it would be for women.