Philo@lemmy.zip to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 10 months agoGive a man a plane ticket and he flies for the day. Push him out of the plane at 3,000 feet and he’ll fly for the rest of his life.message-squaremessage-square21fedilinkarrow-up1185arrow-down124
arrow-up1161arrow-down1message-squareGive a man a plane ticket and he flies for the day. Push him out of the plane at 3,000 feet and he’ll fly for the rest of his life.Philo@lemmy.zip to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 10 months agomessage-square21fedilink
minus-squareEverythingispenguins@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·edit-210 months agoHe lit a man on fire and the man survived. Proving the saying to be wrong.
minus-squareEmoDuck@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·10 months agoHey, Cesar forbids any mention of the Burned Man under punishment of death
He lit a man on fire and the man survived. Proving the saying to be wrong.
Hey, Cesar forbids any mention of the Burned Man under punishment of death