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Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 10 months ago

Give a man a plane ticket and he flies for the day. Push him out of the plane at 3,000 feet and he’ll fly for the rest of his life.

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Give a man a plane ticket and he flies for the day. Push him out of the plane at 3,000 feet and he’ll fly for the rest of his life.

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Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 10 months ago

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Some say you can’t call it " flying" until you land safely. Just sayin’
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  Does that mean when a plane crashes, it wasn’t flying?
  
  FLIGHT SAFETY INVESTIGATORS HATE THIS ONE TRICK

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