Men only want one thing and it's wholesome - eviltoast
  • Gilles_D@feddit.de
    21·
    10 months ago

    As a man I concur, tried to scratch my back the other day and mistook myself hugging me, afterwards tried to fuck myself, only realizing that I‘m already fucking myself day to day

      • tygerprints@kbin.social
        11·
        10 months ago

        I think of it sort of like becoming a perfect self-sucking circle, and eventually disappearing up my own orifice (!). Kind of a goal of mine.

    • tygerprints@kbin.social
      18·
      10 months ago

      If I could fuck myself I wouldn’t be wasting time here typing on online forums! Or really doing much of anything else either.