Harvard morgue theft ring stole body parts, sold brains and turned human flesh into leather - eviltoast
  • afraid_of_zombies@lemmy.world
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    10 months ago

    Why stop there? What if you get brought back to life in some Black Mirror horror? You could end up stacking boxes in a warehouse continuously until you rebel and they reset you.

    You: no more! I won’t anymore

    Manager: shit you need a reset, hold on

    You: wait what?

    Manager: reset. You know factory settings. Every week or so I have to reset you to the moment you first turned on. There used to be an automatic one but the last iPhone update broke the app.