Penis havers of Lemmy, do you ever sit down for a dump only to find you have left a puddle of piss on the floor through the seat afterwards you have to awkwardly squat down to clean up? - eviltoast

Happens at least twice a day :(

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    1 year ago

    No, I ensure my gentleman sausage is pointing downward before I let loose the golden stream.