Get to work, crackheads - eviltoast

EDIT: since apparently a bunch of people woke up with the wrong foot this morning or forgot to check the group they’re in:

This is a joke. Do not steal or vandalize speed enforcement cameras (or anything else for that matter). That’s against the law and you will likely get arrested.

If you’re addicted to crack or any other drugs, please seek professional help.

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    11 months ago
    These are the Things that Make a Man
    
    Iron enough to make a nail,
    Lime enough to paint a wall,
    Water enough to drown a dog,
    Sulphur enough to stop the fleas,
    Potash enough to wash a shirt,
    Gold enough to buy a bean,
    Silver enough to coat a pin,
    Lead enough to ballast a bird,
    Phosphor enough to light the town,
    Poison enough to kill a cow,
    
    Strength enough to build a home,
    Time enough to hold a child,
    Love enough to break a heart.
    

    Terry Pratchett, Wintersmith