Actions to avoid irreversible consequences? - eviltoast

As the titled mentioned, is there anything that we should do to avoid undesirable life consequences?

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    1 year ago

    Try to avoid jumping off a tall building into a herd of angry goats infected with anthrax while shooting up meth with a dirty needle.

    Do not parachute into hostile dictatorships naked and passionately screaming the name of the country’s dictator’s mother; then when the police come to deal with you, throw random narcotics at them.

    Refrain from public interspecies fornication for the duration of your visits to the sacred sites of major religions.

    Do not permit the bandsaw to become acquainted with your neck.