If your toilet was sentient would you rather it crave your bodily waste or hate you for it? - eviltoast

Personally, I think it’s like people with a foot fetish. Ok gross and weird but isnt harming anyone.

  • NotJustForMe@lemmy.ml
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    10 months ago

    As my late doctor said, a good poop can be had while running. If yer have to stop for longer than ten seconds, you ain’t eating right, boy.