Every year that ends in a zero, the United States Census is supposed to interview every human living in USA, right? I don't recall that happening to me since the year 2000. Anybody else? - eviltoast
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            10 months ago

            It’s a tough question.

            Do you often find yourself daydreaming of a life you never lived? Do you sometimes wonder if your accomplishments will be remembered? Are you able to pass through solid objects like doors or other people? Do you occasionally feel light headed or sleepy for no reason?

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              10 months ago

              While this is giving me a chuckle, I can attest that I had to provide someone my passport and driver’s license today and they were looking at me in the eyes and talking to me And I did a transaction with them and I entered another brick and mortar store today and paid for goods and services and I really think I’m a real human.

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                10 months ago

                Was the store Booscovs? Home Creepot? Kruger? Was it a Big Pinebox store, or more of a Mummy and Pop store? Store puns are hard, I apologize.

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                10 months ago

                Yes, but have you walked into a solid object like a wall to ascertain whether you can pass through it? I mean I check every once in a while to make sure I haven’t gained any supernatural powers. I recommend head first for entertainment value. Please report back.

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                  10 months ago

                  Ok, am at work right now and can attest that the walls feel solid and I cannot pass through any of them. I did try though.

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        10 months ago

        Do you have a driver’s license or other legal documents with your home address?

        Do you tend to throw out mailed advertisements that you don’t recognize? It is very possible that you threw it out thinking it was spam or a scam like I almost did in 2020.