Are zombies possible in real-life? - eviltoast
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    10 months ago

    Undead Zombies? No. I’m no virologist, but I’ve read about a Rabies variety, or certain fungal infections. Fiction-wise, World War Z, or 28 Days type “zombies”, where the body is very much functioning, but the brain has been hijacked…

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      10 months ago

      Which in theory with any sort of living zombie all you’d need to do is wait out the zombies for a few weeks/months while they inevitably starve to death.

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        10 months ago

        all you’d need to do is wait out the zombies for a few weeks/months

        Because wht we learned in the last couple of years is humanity as a whole is totally capable of isolating for a few months without issues

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        10 months ago

        You couldn’t wait them out…

        They wouldn’t just eat people, they’d eat anything. Lots of chance for cross species transmission which would come back to humans later. It wouldn’t just be human to human transmission.

        If we get viral zombies, that’d just be something we have to always deal with a little bit for centuries.

        Fuck, imagine the balls to go camping knowing some crazy feral human that had been living in the woods for either days or years might be attracted to your fire.

        Some antivaxxer CrossFit club gets a breakout and the whole neighborhood is fucked.

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          10 months ago

          I assume they would starve as humans are only good at hunting because of tools. Helpfully we’re not getting the Land of the Dead variety of zombie that is smart enough to use tools.

          Oh and exposure would probably get them too

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            10 months ago

            The weakest would die and the rest would eat them…

            It’s what happens with locust swarms, you stop moving you become food.

            An average person in the woods? Yeah. Probably won’t last too long. But it takes a couple weeks to actually starve.

            Then animals eat them, and maybe they get infected. Maybe that goes back to humans eventually?

            We still have polio outbreaks, something like this wouldn’t just die out in a few months, or even years.

            Rare cases would keep popping up, and outbreaks will keep happening.

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              10 months ago

              Only carrion animals are going to eat those bodies. Unless they poison a water supply, it’ll be fairly limited for it being a hotspot for infection.

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                10 months ago

                28 day/weeks later had an infected crow drip blood in a guys eyes and infected him…

                More animals than you think wouldnt pass up some free meat on the ground.

                Birds, oppousms, racoons, wolves/coyotes/dogs, foxes, rodents…

                And even more that would scavanege tiny pieces from every kill site.

                Mice would honestly be the worse, and most likely.

                It’s not about them spreading thru attack, just coming into contact with humans.

      • Digital Mark@lemmy.ml
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        10 months ago

        THE ECONOMY! Everyone must return to work, despite the very low and acceptable risk of being eaten by zombies, in order to keep our real estate investments worthwhile.

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          10 months ago

          If we did the traditional 40 day quarantine of old rather than the shitty 2 weeks lockdown we may have lowered the spread better… But even China tried hard to do zero covid and eventually succumbed 2022 when covid still managed to go out of control

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      10 months ago

      Yeah, but there is always a timer on those, at the end of which the body is gonna be useless, and it’s not long.