Melatonin@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Asklemmy@lemmy.ml · edit-29 months agoWhat have you done recently to lovingly annoy your spouse/significant other? For example, this morning I brought my wife her toast singing the first line from "Baby One More Time" in Brittany voice...message-squaremessage-square38fedilinkarrow-up167arrow-down14file-text
arrow-up163arrow-down1message-squareWhat have you done recently to lovingly annoy your spouse/significant other? For example, this morning I brought my wife her toast singing the first line from "Baby One More Time" in Brittany voice...Melatonin@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Asklemmy@lemmy.ml · edit-29 months agomessage-square38fedilinkfile-text
minus-squarekurcatovium@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9·9 months agoI do at least two things that she pretends to hate, but definitely does not. When discussing something I always reply this way: Her: Come on, say something. Me: Something. When she needs to do something in the future: Her: Remind me, that I have to buy milk tomorrow. Me: instantly You know, you have to buy milk tomorrow.
minus-squareKecessa@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up6·edit-29 months agoThat second one followed by “I’ve done my part so don’t forget!”
minus-squaregroupofcrows@lemmy.calinkfedilinkarrow-up2·9 months agoWife: Promise you will always listen to me. Me: I promise to listen but not do what you say.
I do at least two things that she pretends to hate, but definitely does not.
That second one followed by “I’ve done my part so don’t forget!”
Wife: Promise you will always listen to me.
Me: I promise to listen but not do what you say.