There were supposed to be 15 commandments, but Moses accidentally dropped and broke a tablet. What are some of the five missing commandments? - eviltoast

And I know we’re mostly atheists here, but please keep the theological discussion to a minimum and appreciate the lighthearted hypothetical scenario for what it is.

  • tetris11@lemmy.ml
    8·
    10 months ago
    1. Love yourself for you were created in My image
    1. But not like that.
    2. No, not like that either…
    3. Listen you little shit, if I catch you doing that again I’ll come down from this cloud and seduce your wife as a swan.