There were supposed to be 15 commandments, but Moses accidentally dropped and broke a tablet. What are some of the five missing commandments? - eviltoast

And I know we’re mostly atheists here, but please keep the theological discussion to a minimum and appreciate the lighthearted hypothetical scenario for what it is.

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    10 months ago

    Thou shalt not fuck kids. They definitely meant for that to be in there, right? Guys…?

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      10 months ago

      what was that? gay people are sinners? got it.

      /s ::: spoiler disclaimer

      this is about the bible verse about laying with a boy (or something). not homophobic

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