When you forget to set a boundary conditions in your logic - eviltoast

915 days a year 😂

This is a screenshot short of my kucoin account that have me a year wrap

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      It’s an exchange, not a cryptocurrency.

      Check your facts before you start the hate train.

      Also, most cryptos have state of the art programming. They have to, because any little hole or vulnerability puts millions or billions of dollars at risk.

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        Ah yes, the most secure code possible: brand new, closed-source, and written by the lowest bidder.

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          If you’re talking about the exchanges, sure. If you’re talking about crypto, all of the major cryptos are open source.

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          There’s no lowest bidder here, how’d you even come up with that?

          People employed in crypto are usually very well paid, because they have to be good at their jobs.

          The absolute majority of cryptocurrencies is fully open source.

          Seriously man, educate yourself before spitting nonsense.

          Edit: I’d appreciate if anyone downvoting me provided their reasons for doing so, preferably with sources to back them up. I’m happy to provide examples to back my arguments up if requested.

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              Anyone reading the thread would understand that I’m talking about crypto, not exchanges.

              Well done though, peak comedy

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        State of the art programming, all with the goal of scamming people.

        Crypto programmers don’t “have” to do anything because they are working on an illegitimate, unregulated security.

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          Have you heard of Indian call centers? Let’s ban phones, let’s ban email, let’s ban gift cards, let’s ban bank accounts.

          The fact that the technology is also being used to scam people doesn’t mean that the whole thing is bad. There are numerous use cases beyond illegal activity, and you focusing on a tiny fraction of the whole thing just shows that you don’t actually want to understand, but that hate is your only way of expressing, that you don’t understand it.

          Here, read up. They’ve got studies and sources for their claims.

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            Scam call centers are illegal and get shut down often. Great example if you want to somehow convince people that crypto isn’t a scam.

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              I think they meant call centers in general, for legal sales. No they didn’t I’m wrong

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              So you’re saying that scamming through crypto isn’t illegal and that the people behind it don’t get caught?

              You’re comparing apples and oranges, it doesn’t work like that.

              Crypto is the “phone” or “email” from my example, it’s just a medium.

              So yeah, good job showing you don’t understand how it works

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                What’s your endgame here, you need us to buy shitcoins you lost money on or something?

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                  Nice, well done, let’s attack me personally instead of having a conversation. That will get you far in life.

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            Last time I checked all of those had real world value before the scams started.

            For cryptos, it seems to be the other way around. They are trying to solve issues at the cost of having issues that are unacceptable and unfixable.

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              It may seem like it, but it sure isn’t like it. You’ll obviously hear about the bad and nothing about 5he good, unfortunately that’s how media works nowadays.

              Do you want to elaborate on those issues that are unacceptable and unfixable? I’m not saying there aren’t any, but you’re describing a trade-off, and crypto isn’t the only thing in the world with trade-offs.

              Fiat is a great example - conveniet, nice, until it starts hyperinflating, until people use it to fund wars, until the government confiscates it because you insulted a politician on Twitter.

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                From scams to just cyber attacks with no safe guards would make everything impossible to handle. There is no bank covering you or insurance. People dying, losing keys etc drive deflation. BTC/Mining coins are destined to die. Maybe there is something there, but it certainly isn’t finance.

                Inflation is necessary for multiple reasons, but you can read on that yourself. Such as; what would happen if everyone considered holding to money an investment? IMO these facts make Fiat sound so much better…

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                  no safe guards

                  That’s the point.jpg

                  You’re free to hold your crypto on an exchange, you’re free to buy a hardware wallet and do your due diligence when confirming transactions, you’re free to create a multisig for your coins and tokens to introduce multiple factors for signing.

                  But it’s your choice.

                  people dying, losing keys

                  That’s on them, it’s like stuffing money into a mattress and not telling your family.

                  mining coins are destined to die

                  Mining’s not great for sure, but “destined to die” makes no sense.

                  Inflation is necessary so that people spend the thing

                  That’s kinda funny, because in the case of Ethereum, the deflation comes from people using and spending Eth on gas.

                  I’m also not saying that Ethereum is the perfect currency to replace fiat, the utility there comes from everything that’s built on top of it.

                  Widen your horizon, crypto isn’t just a medium for payments.

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          It’s an exchange where you can exchange a token of the same name (their token). The primary purpose is not for that token, it’s mainly known for being an exchange.

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          You’d get an F then mate.

          The fact that they have a token is in no way relevant to the fact that we’re talking about an exchange here.

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          Yeah, you hear about the things that go wrong and not about the ones that don’t.

          I’m not saying everything is perfect, obviously it isn’t, but the people on here are talking about how incredibly shit it is without any redeeming qualities, which just simply isn’t true. It’s harder to prove a negative (that things aren’t bad), especially since nobody’s gonna write a “no protocol got hacked today, $x billion is safe” article.

  • lurch (he/him)@sh.itjust.works
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    Did you live on a very fast spaceship maybe?

    … or did you travel back to the start of 2023 multiple times, trying to fix the world? It would explain a lot of things.