Santa’s big belly was actually just bonus hidden loot this whole time.
Fighting against Camus who claims there is no meaning but do it anyway because stopping isn’t a solution since it’s equally meaningless.
Looks like Santa’s team is stronger until a guy joins Camus who worked out with a big stone on a hill very hard… (a happy person if you even needed that clue)
Suddenly, a devilish figure springs from the shadows to aid our heros! While Jesus and Santa look on with disgust, Kringle gives a knowing nod to the hoofed figure.
Eyes glowing, the newcomer slowly draws forth a simple birch switch. Camus and his ally of endless toil are taken aback, bemused smiles spreading across their faces. “What new absurdity is this?” laughs Camus.
With a devilish grin, the newcomer calls on his patron to summon eldritch fire along his birch blade. “You’ve been bad, bad boys,” says Krampus, the tiefling Warlock. “It’s time for some punishment.”
Camus is an absurd Sisy
Why isn’t Santa’s hair gray?
He’s a rogue. It’s been a disguise this whole time [hence why the belly is missing too]
